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How to apply to be a football manager - Blog: Wednesday, January 27 2010

Every football fan up and down the country fancies themselves as a football manager. Indeed, looking on from the terraces, we will always have an opinion on every move, every decision, every substitution, every moment.

Could an unknown from the stands really take on the challenge of managing a Championship team? Many think so – and in between the tens of dozens of genuine applications from experienced managers, there were quite a few relative ‘unknowns’ that applied for the recently vacant Sheffield Wednesday job. Some were genuine offers, some were a little ‘crackpot’ and some were purposefully amusing.

So, taking advice from those applicants (and featuring genuine quotes from the applications and CV’s themselves), we have put together this guide on applying for a football manager job.


1. TALK UP YOUR RELEVANT EXPERIENCE

Experience in the game is everything, so it’s always good to include details of relevant experience in your application, as these potential candidates did:

“I have run my son’s football team for the last three seasons”
“I took on the role of player-manager for the Hare and Hounds”

Those applicants were vaguely relevant to the role of football manager, but what do you write if you’ve never been fortunate enough to control a football team?

“My most recent position was in a prestige car dealership”
“I have organised events ranging from tea and coffee runs to VIP lunches”
“I am currently employed by a bank, but I have worked with Personnel Administration, HR and now IT in an administrative role”
“I have been a postman for the last nineteen years. I see many similarities between the Royal Mail and SWFC”

And of course, there’s no experience like computer simulation games:

“During my time at University, I played a lot of PC Game ‘Football Manager’”
“I was one of the most promising Subbuteo managers in my class. I then followed this up with Championship Manager, Pro Evolution Soccer and FIFA ‘98”
“I have already got to grips with Sheffield Wednesday... on Championship Manager”

However, our favourite highlights of experience throughout the speculative applications, were the following:

“I regularly read the sports pages of the Daily Mirror, The Times and the Green ‘Un, so know all about football”
“I have 10 GCSE’s, including French (for the foreign players of course – ou est mon pantaloon vert?).

4 A Levels (Biology, Chemestry, Classical Civilisation and General Studies), with 1 As in Maths (football isn’t football without using binominal theorem to better understand one’s goal difference).

BSc (hons) Diagnostic Radiography (for quickly spotting those 5th metatarsal fractures)”
“Age: 15”

2. BIG UP YOUR ACHIEVEMENTS

It is said that a football manager is only ever as good as their last result, so writing your achievements goes a long way to getting you considered for the job:

“My school team went on to win 3 games (in 3 seasons). We usually lost 3 or 4 goals to nil, with our worst defeat being 8-1 (no doubt you saw that on SKY Sports)”

Ouch! Perhaps the gamers and fantasy-managers had had better luck?

“I have finished top of my friend’s leagues on fantasy.premierleague.com for the last 4 consecutive seasons”
“My feats on PC game Football Manager include gaining Sheffield Wednesday promotion and winning the Champions League and FA cup. I do not like to blow my own trumpet, but I doubt many other candidates can boast such accolades”
“I Took Stranraer FC to Scottish premier league wins in successive seasons (Championship Manager 4)”
“I have had to use my skills of negotiation to sign good quality players like John Terry, Wayne Rooney, Petr Cech and Carlos Tevez on Football Manager 2009”

A lot of the time, what you achieve with the players and personalities is what means the most...

  • "I was Tomas Brolin’s Fitness trainer.
  • I worked with Zinedine Zidane and taught him all he knows about keeping his cool.
  • I was Kevin Davis’ fitness coach throughout the 2008/2009 campaign.
  • I have been Dijibril Cisse’s hair stylist throughout his whole professional career.
  • I was previously Peter Risdale’s accountant.
  • I overlooked Massimo Taibi’s short but arguably successful stint (I won’t call it a career) at Manchester United.
  • I have worked with the great Rodney Marsh as his tact coach”

Of course, being a football manager you have to have your excuses ready for when things go wrong, a skill this applicant clearly demonstrated:

“Relegation last season was hardly my fault as our star striker left after being made redundant in his day job”

3. EXPLAIN YOUR PLANS

A recruiting Chairman is always looking for enthusiasm, resilience, positivity and forward thinking, so you should demonstrate this in your application.

“Although this season will be dealt with as a total loss and I’ll settle for relegation, next season I would make a serious challenge in League 1”

Of course, having an idea of the kind of players and backroom staff you plan to bring into the side would help too...

“My son plays for his junior side and is a good midfielder. I could make him my first signing – free of charge”
“I would bring in my own backroom staff, including my father who coaches his pub team”

4. SEPERATE YOURSELF FROM OTHER APPLICANTS

You never know if Alex Ferguson, Roberto Mancini, Jose Morinho or Arsene Wenger have also applied for the job, so you need to demonstrate what makes you stand out above the rest of the applicants.

“I have never been involved in any sex scandals, and as a qualified surveyor I could help out on the maintenance of the ground in my spare time”

Showing initiative is also something that will get your application noticed:

“I have already established the SODIT (Sort Owls Defensive Ineptitude Today) charitable campaign. The current total stands at 36p, a button, 2 quarter pieces of a polo and some pocket fluff”

And a Chairman needs to know that you’ll fit in just right with the team, so it’s always good to let him know...

“I have recently purchased a Toyota Rav-4 with leather upholstery, tow bar, sunroof and air conditioning – so there’s no need to worry about me not fitting in with the ‘bling’ cars the players bring to training”

5. SET OUT YOUR EXPECTATIONS

Of course, you shouldn’t be expected to work for free – so let your potential employer know exactly what you deserve in return for your services.

“I would only ask for minimum pay and would not expect much money to be thrown into the club”
“I offer my services for a minute fraction of any other current Championship manager – just £400 per week”
“All I ask is a remuneration package of £30,000 per annum. And a Smart car”

6. SOUND LIKE YOU’RE IN DEMAND

You’re not going to wait around forever for the call and the Chairman needs to know that, so be up front about where you stand.

“I must also be honest with you and say I have applied for two other jobs, an early reply would be an advantage to both of us”
“Please get back in touch with me as soon as possible, as I need to decide where my future lies”

If this club doesn’t want you then perhaps there are others that will snap up your obvious ability?

“I have also applied for the vacant Bolton Wonderers and Dundee United positions and am also in the running for the Preston North End job”

7. BE ACCURATE

It’s well known that you should check your spelling before sending in a job application. As part of this you should also always make sure you have got your potential employers’ name right before posting...

“Dear Mr. Stafford”
“Dear Mr. Straffd”

Typo’s can be forgiven though. But not knowing where you will be working?

“I believe I can relay my skills onto the Sheffield Wednesday players at Ewood Park”

As you can see, filtering through the applications was extremely difficult; however, former Preston man Alan Irvine was eventually selected as the man to lead Sheffield Wednesday up the table.

Remember to take on board the above advice next time you apply for a football manager’s job and perhaps you too will land that dream role. A big thanks to all the people who speculatively applied for the manager’s job, whether serious or in jest – this blog is for you!

(All quotes used are genuine)


James Hargreaves - Sheffield Wednesday Football Club

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